{"id":2840,"date":"2018-12-17T10:42:12","date_gmt":"2018-12-17T08:42:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogautosphere.creatic-agency.fr\/le-pere-noel-a-fait-du-sport-et-roule-desormais-en-rs5\/"},"modified":"2022-11-22T11:16:49","modified_gmt":"2022-11-22T09:16:49","slug":"le-pere-noel-a-fait-du-sport-et-roule-desormais-en-rs5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.autosphere.fr\/blog\/le-pere-noel-a-fait-du-sport-et-roule-desormais-en-rs5\/","title":{"rendered":"Le P\u00e8re No\u00ebl a fait du sport et roule d\u00e9sormais en RS5"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"custom-post-container\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">On a eu des infos de Laponie gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 Audi USA. Santa a travaill\u00e9 dur cet automne pour s\u2019affuter et faire peau neuve pour No\u00ebl. Et comme un changement n\u2019arrive jamais seul, il troque son traineau pour une RS5.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Avec tous ces g\u00e2teaux, verres de lait et sucreries ingurgit\u00e9s depuis tant d\u2019ann\u00e9es, le P\u00e8re No\u00ebl a pris du poids. Soyons honn\u00eates, \u00e0 sa place, on ne ferait pas mieux ! Et si les rondeurs rassurent, l\u2019ob\u00e9sit\u00e9 nuit \u00e0 la sant\u00e9 comme \u00e0 l\u2019activit\u00e9 professionnelle. Si bien qu\u2019afin d\u2019\u00eatre en forme pour cette fin d\u2019ann\u00e9e, Santa s\u2019est mis au sport avec l\u2019aide des lutins pour en baver et la bienveillance de la m\u00e8re No\u00ebl. R\u00e9sultat, un Santa en plein forme, propre sur lui, aff\u00fbt\u00e9 et m\u00eame beau gosse ! Un peu comme Kurt Russel dans les excellentes \u00ab <em>Chroniques de No\u00ebl<\/em> \u00bb disponible sur Netflix.<\/p>\n<h2>L\u2019Audi RS5, une bonne voiture de P\u00e8re No\u00ebl ? <\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.autosphere.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/20e27fcae9083c6f41de56f5bbdd342a.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cerise sur le g\u00e2teau, le P\u00e8re No\u00ebl se voit offrir la nouvelle Audi RS5 par ses \u00e9quipes. En rouge \u00e9videmment. La berline allemande se substitue \u00e9videmment au traineau. Ainsi, cette vid\u00e9o de presque 4 minutes avait pour (unique) but de nous amener \u00e0 ce point-l\u00e0 ! Pr\u00e9cis\u00e9ment. <\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ainsi, posons-nous la question. La RS5 est-elle une bonne voiture pour le P\u00e8re No\u00ebl ? \u00c0 l\u2019\u00e9vidence, elle ne vole pas. \u00c0 moins que la firme d\u2019Ingolstadt nous ait cach\u00e9 une option secr\u00e8te. Apr\u00e8s tout Audi travaille avec Airbus sur d\u2019autres projets\u2026 Pour le reste, le V6 2,9l biturbo permet d\u2019offrir jusqu\u2019\u00e0 450 chevaux des plus agiles avec un poids \u00e0 vide de seulement 1 730 kg. De quoi limiter la dur\u00e9e des trajets entre deux villes allemandes via l\u2019autobahn. Qui plus est en association avec la transmission int\u00e9grale quattro puisqu\u2019il arrive qu\u2019il neige la nuit avant No\u00ebl. Et pour la hotte ? Les 465 litres de volume du coffre sous le hayon mains libres devraient suffire. C\u2019est d\u2019ailleurs, le m\u00eame pour la charge utile. Mais n\u2019oublions pas, la hotte du P\u00e8re No\u00ebl est magique. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On a eu des infos de Laponie gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 Audi USA. Santa a travaill\u00e9 dur cet automne pour s\u2019affuter et faire peau neuve pour No\u00ebl. Et comme un changement n\u2019arrive jamais seul, il troque son traineau pour une RS5. 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